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Feb. 13th, 2003 08:35 pmI have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate
so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space
I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind
that is all
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate
so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space
I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind
that is all
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Date: 2003-02-13 05:42 pm (UTC)Play on, player.
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Date: 2003-02-13 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 06:05 pm (UTC)your such a sweetheart Plural.
*grin*
Shame im in Sydney, but apparently my Boi is going to give me snuggles *laugh*
*puts a bow on herself*
happy valentines day
*mwah*
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Date: 2003-02-13 06:41 pm (UTC)you're a gem.
and, damn, i'm too far. heh.
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Date: 2003-02-13 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-14 01:48 am (UTC)didn't you just pass your two month aniversary?
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Date: 2003-02-14 02:04 am (UTC)I dont need no stinking wagons
and it wasnt a two month aniversary it was a two month bet, I completed the two month period, won the bet and that was the completion of my obligations in the matter
besides, sometimes intense personal sacrifices have to be made, even if they come at great cost to oneself
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Date: 2003-02-14 03:32 am (UTC)I'm shocked, you were doing it only for money...
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Date: 2003-02-14 03:46 am (UTC)I don't need no stinking money
this was a bet for honor
[the honor of his sister that is]
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Date: 2003-02-14 03:39 am (UTC)I also strongly suspect she could kick you ass in a MC race.
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Date: 2003-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)seems like she has a problem with the ground magnet on her bike though
which could be problematic,
of course I wouldnt mind taking her for a out for a ride,
[for the record, I was referring to a ride on the motorcycles]
if she could keep up I would be impressed,
not many can manage that (male or female)
if she beat me however, I think I would be morally obligated to marry her
of course I suppose thats your deviant plan
to lead me astray from this life of sin
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Date: 2003-02-14 05:02 am (UTC)I do have your mother's heart to think about.
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Date: 2003-02-14 09:25 am (UTC)Ah yes, the ground magnet...damn that thing ;)
I think I found the off switch somewhere...my last three track days were blessedly crash free :)
You know, my goal in life is to kick as much ass as possible on my bike...I wouldn't mind adding another notch on my track plastics ;)
And I added you (and your buddy
love the term by the way, its a new one to me and I think I will steal it
Date: 2003-02-14 10:03 am (UTC)yeah I know, I couldnt resist leaving a little welcome jibe for ya though.
kicking ass is a laudable goal, and I never mind when someone tries, especially a good looking woman, although I have to admit, I am not the sort to lose very often.
yeah
*grin*
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Date: 2003-02-14 12:39 pm (UTC)sorry about that lurking bit...
I added you months ago from posts you made to the motorcycles community.
I've been so busy lately that I really only check specific friends journals instead of actually reading my 'friends' page.
I'll try to make more of an effort from now on.
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Date: 2003-02-14 03:45 am (UTC)but it's the joys of valentines day
xx
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Date: 2003-02-14 03:53 pm (UTC)but I don't have a date tonight either
save some wine for me :)
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Date: 2003-02-14 11:56 pm (UTC)you're a total babe
and
as for the wine
you got it
*grin*