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[plural]

I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

geeze, and all this time I thought you were doing it for reasons of personal growth and enlightenment.

I'm shocked, you were doing it only for money...

[plural.livejournal.com]

money?

I don't need no stinking money

this was a bet for honor
[the honor of his sister that is]