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[plural]

I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all

Comments

[rdg.livejournal.com]

Two queen beds in one apartment?

Play on, player.

[xelyn23.livejournal.com]

damn.

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*mwah*
your such a sweetheart Plural.
*grin*

Shame im in Sydney, but apparently my Boi is going to give me snuggles *laugh*

*puts a bow on herself*
happy valentines day
*mwah*

[hiraya.livejournal.com]

ooh, wine.

you're a gem.

and, damn, i'm too far. heh.

[hurricane-amy.livejournal.com]

le purr.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

errr when did you fall off the wagon?

didn't you just pass your two month aniversary?

[35.livejournal.com]

i may get mashed, talk about "the good old days" and vomit everywhere.
but it's the joys of valentines day
xx

[frigid-damsel.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't consider myself a hottie
but I don't have a date tonight either

save some wine for me :)