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[plural]

I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

By the way, I keep thinking I'll see your posts on this chic's journal... she seems to be your perfect female twin.

I also strongly suspect she could kick you ass in a MC race.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I checked her out (and added her)

seems like she has a problem with the ground magnet on her bike though
which could be problematic,
of course I wouldnt mind taking her for a out for a ride,
[for the record, I was referring to a ride on the motorcycles]
if she could keep up I would be impressed,
not many can manage that (male or female)
if she beat me however, I think I would be morally obligated to marry her

of course I suppose thats your deviant plan
to lead me astray from this life of sin

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

that depends... is she Jewish?

I do have your mother's heart to think about.

[wickedwahine.livejournal.com]

seems like she has a problem with the ground magnet on her bike though

Ah yes, the ground magnet...damn that thing ;)

I think I found the off switch somewhere...my last three track days were blessedly crash free :)
You know, my goal in life is to kick as much ass as possible on my bike...I wouldn't mind adding another notch on my track plastics ;)

And I added you (and your buddy budhaboy ) to my friends list...but budhaboy has to promise not to lurk so much and needs to leave me a bit of witty humor once in a while *grin*

love the term by the way, its a new one to me and I think I will steal it

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*
yeah I know, I couldnt resist leaving a little welcome jibe for ya though.

kicking ass is a laudable goal, and I never mind when someone tries, especially a good looking woman, although I have to admit, I am not the sort to lose very often.

yeah budhaboy likes his lurking but I can promise ya when he gets around to the witty part it is worth it and besides he has a beautiful classic bmw that he rebuilt himself, so he cant be all bad

*grin*

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

heh.

sorry about that lurking bit...

I added you months ago from posts you made to the motorcycles community.

I've been so busy lately that I really only check specific friends journals instead of actually reading my 'friends' page.

I'll try to make more of an effort from now on.