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[plural]

I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

errr when did you fall off the wagon?

didn't you just pass your two month aniversary?

[plural.livejournal.com]

wagon?

I dont need no stinking wagons

and it wasnt a two month aniversary it was a two month bet, I completed the two month period, won the bet and that was the completion of my obligations in the matter

besides, sometimes intense personal sacrifices have to be made, even if they come at great cost to oneself

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

geeze, and all this time I thought you were doing it for reasons of personal growth and enlightenment.

I'm shocked, you were doing it only for money...

[plural.livejournal.com]

money?

I don't need no stinking money

this was a bet for honor
[the honor of his sister that is]

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

By the way, I keep thinking I'll see your posts on this chic's journal... she seems to be your perfect female twin.

I also strongly suspect she could kick you ass in a MC race.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I checked her out (and added her)

seems like she has a problem with the ground magnet on her bike though
which could be problematic,
of course I wouldnt mind taking her for a out for a ride,
[for the record, I was referring to a ride on the motorcycles]
if she could keep up I would be impressed,
not many can manage that (male or female)
if she beat me however, I think I would be morally obligated to marry her

of course I suppose thats your deviant plan
to lead me astray from this life of sin

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

that depends... is she Jewish?

I do have your mother's heart to think about.

[wickedwahine.livejournal.com]

seems like she has a problem with the ground magnet on her bike though

Ah yes, the ground magnet...damn that thing ;)

I think I found the off switch somewhere...my last three track days were blessedly crash free :)
You know, my goal in life is to kick as much ass as possible on my bike...I wouldn't mind adding another notch on my track plastics ;)

And I added you (and your buddy budhaboy ) to my friends list...but budhaboy has to promise not to lurk so much and needs to leave me a bit of witty humor once in a while *grin*

love the term by the way, its a new one to me and I think I will steal it

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*
yeah I know, I couldnt resist leaving a little welcome jibe for ya though.

kicking ass is a laudable goal, and I never mind when someone tries, especially a good looking woman, although I have to admit, I am not the sort to lose very often.

yeah budhaboy likes his lurking but I can promise ya when he gets around to the witty part it is worth it and besides he has a beautiful classic bmw that he rebuilt himself, so he cant be all bad

*grin*

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

heh.

sorry about that lurking bit...

I added you months ago from posts you made to the motorcycles community.

I've been so busy lately that I really only check specific friends journals instead of actually reading my 'friends' page.

I'll try to make more of an effort from now on.