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I have notice far too many hot chicks on my friends list
mentioning that they dont have dates on Valentines day
soo
as a man who despises the thought of yall being so neglected
I have decided to step up to the plate

so all of you hotties that dont have dates
are welcome at my place
I will cook a fabulous meal
bring out a few cases of wine from my cellar
and
combine the two queen sized beds in my apartment
to make a wonderfully large and comfortable play space

I know, I know its very selfless of me to offer my services
to so many attractive women like this
but
I figure sometimes the sacrifice needs to be made
for the good of mankind

that is all

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i may get mashed, talk about "the good old days" and vomit everywhere.
but it's the joys of valentines day
xx