With Friends like that

[plural]

What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

Comments

[lamotocyclette.livejournal.com]

Oh the irony that this happened near a town called "Darwin".

[triscuits.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I try my best to bathe at home and not where Crocodiles live.

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

Good, at my wedding you and I are going shark hunting with knives =P

[dew.livejournal.com]

Burp!

[mos-18c30vw3w9.livejournal.com]

The flip side of that argument is that no friend of mine is gonna lose a fight with a 13 foot croc. I mean what the fuck is that? What a pussy. And if a 13 foot croc did manage to get the drop on one of my friends, which is impossible, and it actually could kill him, then my friend is a pussy and is better off dead than to go on facing the daily ridicule I'd put him through.

Of course, after the croc killed my friend, I'd fuck it up on principle, but that's another issue entirely.

[asrei.livejournal.com]

You need to come to Australia and see these bastards dude..

;)

They grab you, pull you back into the water, then spin, pulling you under..

Not a happy thing.

I would be up the fucking tree.

No, I would have the shotgun - up the tree
NO! - I would not go to DARWIN! IN SUMMER WITH CROCS!.

... stupid people

[plural.livejournal.com]

woot

get me a couple shots of tequila under my belt and I am game

just lets do it before the wedding
cause I would hate to have your wife after me for making her a widow

*grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

I could not agree with you more

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

I saw a few twenty footers in costa rica

mean looking fuckers

and if we are talking just someone I know
casually fuck it
I fry up the marshmallows and watch em go down
but a friend

hell no

I dont care is it is king fookin kong
and he is pissed cause my buddy
slept with his wife

I always got my brothers back

[asrei.livejournal.com]

Being a whole 55 odd kgs.. I will be up the tree.

I still dont know why people insist on going near them.
Seriously

Leave them alone
big angry fuckers with teeth - lots of teeth - rows of teeth!

keep away.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well that goes without saying

not that I havent unknowingly
gotten a little closer than prudent
in the past to such creatures

but I do try to avoid it

most people I have met
that took on a croc
and lived
didnt look to pretty

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Admirable, although I can't rid myself of a mental image of the croc looking up at you with a wink and saying: "trust me boy, you dont have a big enough dick to play that game".

[plural.livejournal.com]

nah

I got a big enough dick to play any game

not maybe to win

but enough to play

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Or enough to make a tasty snack. Em, for the croc, I mean.