With Friends like that

[plural]

What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

Comments

[asrei.livejournal.com]

You need to come to Australia and see these bastards dude..

;)

They grab you, pull you back into the water, then spin, pulling you under..

Not a happy thing.

I would be up the fucking tree.

No, I would have the shotgun - up the tree
NO! - I would not go to DARWIN! IN SUMMER WITH CROCS!.

... stupid people

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

I saw a few twenty footers in costa rica

mean looking fuckers

and if we are talking just someone I know
casually fuck it
I fry up the marshmallows and watch em go down
but a friend

hell no

I dont care is it is king fookin kong
and he is pissed cause my buddy
slept with his wife

I always got my brothers back

[asrei.livejournal.com]

Being a whole 55 odd kgs.. I will be up the tree.

I still dont know why people insist on going near them.
Seriously

Leave them alone
big angry fuckers with teeth - lots of teeth - rows of teeth!

keep away.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well that goes without saying

not that I havent unknowingly
gotten a little closer than prudent
in the past to such creatures

but I do try to avoid it

most people I have met
that took on a croc
and lived
didnt look to pretty