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What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

Date: 2003-12-23 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asrei.livejournal.com
Being a whole 55 odd kgs.. I will be up the tree.

I still dont know why people insist on going near them.
Seriously

Leave them alone
big angry fuckers with teeth - lots of teeth - rows of teeth!

keep away.

Date: 2003-12-23 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
well that goes without saying

not that I havent unknowingly
gotten a little closer than prudent
in the past to such creatures

but I do try to avoid it

most people I have met
that took on a croc
and lived
didnt look to pretty

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