With Friends like that

[plural]

What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

Comments

[sickboy.livejournal.com]

Good, at my wedding you and I are going shark hunting with knives =P

[plural.livejournal.com]

woot

get me a couple shots of tequila under my belt and I am game

just lets do it before the wedding
cause I would hate to have your wife after me for making her a widow

*grin*