With Friends like that

[plural]

What a bunch of freaking pussies

it was only 13 feet long
and besides which
there were two of em
[three if you count the guy who got munched]

now
I am not one of those crazy fucks
who would go diving in after a croc for sport

but dammit
if its got my friend
you can be damn sure
I am gonna do my best to kick its ass

not
sit crying in a fucking tree for hours

Comments

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Admirable, although I can't rid myself of a mental image of the croc looking up at you with a wink and saying: "trust me boy, you dont have a big enough dick to play that game".

[plural.livejournal.com]

nah

I got a big enough dick to play any game

not maybe to win

but enough to play

[nandan.livejournal.com]

Or enough to make a tasty snack. Em, for the croc, I mean.