Flying is simply a matter of throwing yourself at the ground and missing

I would not post this, it matters not in truth, as it was but a brief letter to a friend, but it was

there are actions

which while not right
perhaps could be just

but
that is not what concerns me

justice

I have not worries there

justice is an evolutionary demand
and
concerns me not

I am entirely too self conscious to worry about such things

I only worry
how such cruelty
doth affect my own soul

but in my anger
my vengeance
little can dissuade my wrath

in time
as I look
in the mirror at my soul
there is little
I can do

but weep

(no subject)

god

I

really

want

a

cigarette


my skin crawls

but

this too

I will deny

myself


for
the mind
nay
the will

shall overcome

play it again sam ... or words from Leonard

don't really have courage to stand where I must stand

don't really have the temperament to lend a helping hand

don't really know who sent me to raise my voice and say

may the lights in the land of plenty shine on the truth someday

I don't know why I've come here knowing as I do

what you really think of me, what I really thing of you

for the millions in the prison that wealth has set apart

for the christ who has not risen from the caverns of the heart

for the innermost decision that we cannot but obey

for what's left of our religion I lift my voice and pray

may the lights in the land of plenty

may the lights in the land of plenty

shine on the truth someday

I know I said I need you

I need you at the store

but I cant buy it baby

I cant buy it anymore

I don't really know who sent me

to raise my voice and say

may the lights in the land of plenty

shine on the truth some day

for the innermost decision that we cannot but obey

for what's left of our religion I lift my voice and pray

may the lights in the land of plenty

may the lights in the land of plenty

shine

shine on the truth someday

(no subject)

oh

in case I forgot before

I can

do push ups

with my tongue


*evil grin*

(no subject)

I

am

wicked

[but only]

[in all the best ways]

Wonder if I will get arrested for going to the grocery store in my boxer shorts?

I

need

coke

and

not just a little coke

I need a lot

like

a twelve pack or a case

cola baby cola

thats what I need

hmm
damn

guess I gotta leave the house

that
sucks

why cant I live someplace civilized
you know

where stores

deliver

For future reference

you will in fact

get arrested if you go to the grocery store in your boxer shorts

not only that
but
you might be surprised with the quickness
that
the management of said store
does invoke the capabilities of the local constabulary

I do not need to point out
of course
that I said "You"
and
not "I"

because
even in my current state
of
inebriatation
I
was able to talk my way out of that one

and
and
and
still get the supersaver club discount
on a case of coke

yeah

oh yeah

I rule!

(no subject)

there is something particularly wonderful

about being intoxicated at a time when nobody expects it

you know

when you go to the grocery store at 1am
it just isn't the same
because people expect it
they may not like it but they expect it

but
at ten o clock in the morning
a
drunken fool
in boxer shorts
stumbling through the aisles

screaming

"coke!"

"I need more coke!"

really twists the church lady's midget

Gimme what I need

yeah

gimme some sugar baby

oh

and this alcohol inspired post

not only is the twelveth post for today

but

reaches the milestone of the most posts

I have ever posted in one day

and

arent you poor bastards
who
have me friended

really

regretting it now

*grin*

(no subject)

Bender?

this aint no stinkin bender

this is just

daytime

(no subject)

Today

I am

middle america


fear me

The World is not enough

you know

I really hate to admit this

but there are times

I really do not have a fucking clue

what I just said

like right now

I am reading an entry of mine

and what I meant to say

I havent a clue

sure it sounds good

sleek words
and sexy vowel sounds

but really

I just like to hear the sound of my own voice

yeah

I am that arrogant, egotistical and shallow

but

tonight

I will spank some ...

wait

I must interrupt

because someone just donated "a fearsome ninja army"

and that rocks

I always wanted one of those

now I dont have to worry about
those
pesky restraining orders

cause
I got ninjas

yeah baby

play sugar for sugar ... or ... gimme some sugar baby ... or ... pixy stick prose

oh sugar
my dearest love

wont you take me away
from all of this

in a night of wicked sense
of bliss

that simple adoration
that is the cause and the
faith
in
the form of your
flesh

give unto me
that which I need

that supple skin
and
simple necessity

leave me
with only the memory
of
touch
of
scent

that I may die a happy man

Killing Erwin Schrodinger's Cat

I am alive
I am ok [really]

I am finished with the bender [mostly]
no really I am [completely] sober now
going to go get some dinner [here in a moment]

wish I could really explain what happened there [here, today]
well I could I suppose
but
I am not sure I am willing to

but
I know [some of] you will actually worry
even though
you should know [better]

after all

I am invincible

not even the great lord [almighty]
will dare touch [this] flesh

today

was prepared

tonight

I redeem [a marker]

one fragment of my soul

restored to me

well

that is if

I can up the nerve

to look in the box

Child of a lesser god

in other unrelated news

the whole quitting smoking thing

is done

I am not quitting smoking

any longer

you see

I no longer smoke

and

non smokers don't need to quit

now do they?


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