For future reference

[plural]

you will in fact

get arrested if you go to the grocery store in your boxer shorts

not only that
but
you might be surprised with the quickness
that
the management of said store
does invoke the capabilities of the local constabulary

I do not need to point out
of course
that I said "You"
and
not "I"

because
even in my current state
of
inebriatation
I
was able to talk my way out of that one

and
and
and
still get the supersaver club discount
on a case of coke

yeah

oh yeah

I rule!