The World is not enough

[plural]

you know

I really hate to admit this

but there are times

I really do not have a fucking clue

what I just said

like right now

I am reading an entry of mine

and what I meant to say

I havent a clue

sure it sounds good

sleek words
and sexy vowel sounds

but really

I just like to hear the sound of my own voice

yeah

I am that arrogant, egotistical and shallow

but

tonight

I will spank some ...

wait

I must interrupt

because someone just donated "a fearsome ninja army"

and that rocks

I always wanted one of those

now I dont have to worry about
those
pesky restraining orders

cause
I got ninjas

yeah baby