It occured to me

[plural]

that I'd really be a nice guy
if I wasnt such an asshole

Comments

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

I'd make a really good wife
if my cooking didn't taste like shit.

[plural.livejournal.com]

like I'd let a woman in my kitchen

well

ok

maybe for sex

[asrei.livejournal.com]

i hear they make good drink holders

:P

[plural.livejournal.com]

-rn
+c

sounds about right

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

It would be great sex if the counters didn't hurt my ass

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Untrue. I have never experienced or even heard of a fulfilling sexual encounter that did not leave the girl's ass in pain.

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

Some girls have not gone through with spanking yet.