It occured to me

[plural]

that I'd really be a nice guy
if I wasnt such an asshole

Comments

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'd be shorter if I were less tall.

[plural.livejournal.com]

and your girlfriend would be faithful
if she wasnt sucking my dick

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

And your mother wouldn't be a whore if she didn't take money for sex.

[plural.livejournal.com]

and your father would be
if he didnt keep giving up the ass for free

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

And you wouldn't be a fag if he wasn't sticking up your ass.

[plural.livejournal.com]

you want a mulligan on that one?

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'll pass.

[plural.livejournal.com]

you sure?

I know you can do better than that

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Yes.

But I suddenly had a craving for a steak sub.

So I'm going out to get one.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah
I imagine you enjoy
steak served in tube form

[asrei.livejournal.com]

embrace it
send me photos

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

I'd make a really good wife
if my cooking didn't taste like shit.

[plural.livejournal.com]

like I'd let a woman in my kitchen

well

ok

maybe for sex

[ferretsofglory.livejournal.com]

I hate to break in when y'all are on such a good roll, but that HURT me.

[asrei.livejournal.com]

i hear they make good drink holders

:P

[plural.livejournal.com]

-rn
+c

sounds about right

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

It would be great sex if the counters didn't hurt my ass

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Stop stealing my line, fuckwit!

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Only Kosher beef, baby... Wrapped in Jewish Rye.

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Untrue. I have never experienced or even heard of a fulfilling sexual encounter that did not leave the girl's ass in pain.

[moderndayknight.livejournal.com]

Gayest thread ever.

[aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com]

Some girls have not gone through with spanking yet.

[plural.livejournal.com]

you want a mulligan on that one?

[plural.livejournal.com]

I got your 100% Kosher Beef right here bitch

[asrei.livejournal.com]

*cheeky grin*
I have been thinking y'know
you are what you eat.

... the girls must be pretty bad girls.