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It occured to me
It occured to me
Oct
.
2nd
,
2004
08:02 pm
plural
that I'd really be a nice guy
if I wasnt such an asshole
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:11 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
I'd be shorter if I were less tall.
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:13 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
and your girlfriend would be faithful
if she wasnt sucking my dick
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 04:14 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
And your mother wouldn't be a whore if she didn't take money for sex.
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:14 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
and your father would be
if he didnt keep giving up the ass for free
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 04:15 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
And you wouldn't be a fag if he wasn't sticking up your ass.
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:17 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
you want a mulligan on that one?
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:19 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
I'll pass.
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:20 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
you sure?
I know you can do better than that
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Date:
2004-10-02 04:22 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
Yes.
But I suddenly had a craving for a steak sub.
So I'm going out to get one.
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 04:26 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
yeah
I imagine you enjoy
steak served in tube form
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 06:26 pm (UTC)
From:
ferretsofglory.livejournal.com
I hate to break in when y'all are on such a good roll, but that HURT me.
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Date:
2004-10-02 09:47 pm (UTC)
From:
lima-pcp.livejournal.com
Only Kosher beef, baby... Wrapped in Jewish Rye.
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Date:
2004-10-03 09:53 am (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
I got your 100% Kosher Beef right here bitch
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 09:38 pm (UTC)
From:
darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Stop stealing my line, fuckwit!
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Date:
2004-10-03 09:52 am (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
you want a mulligan on that one?
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 04:35 pm (UTC)
From:
asrei.livejournal.com
embrace it
send me photos
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Date:
2004-10-02 05:47 pm (UTC)
From:
aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com
I'd make a really good wife
if my cooking didn't taste like shit.
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 05:56 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
like I'd let a woman in my kitchen
well
ok
maybe for sex
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 06:28 pm (UTC)
From:
asrei.livejournal.com
i hear they make good drink holders
:P
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Date:
2004-10-02 06:31 pm (UTC)
From:
plural.livejournal.com
-rn
+c
sounds about right
no subject
Date:
2004-10-02 08:03 pm (UTC)
From:
aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com
It would be great sex if the counters didn't hurt my ass
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Date:
2004-10-02 09:48 pm (UTC)
From:
darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Untrue. I have never experienced or even heard of a fulfilling sexual encounter that did not leave the girl's ass in pain.
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Date:
2004-10-03 08:46 am (UTC)
From:
aufdeutschebag.livejournal.com
Some girls have not gone through with spanking yet.
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Date:
2004-10-02 10:08 pm (UTC)
From:
moderndayknight.livejournal.com
Gayest thread ever.
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Date:
2004-10-05 10:22 am (UTC)
From:
asrei.livejournal.com
*cheeky grin*
I have been thinking y'know
you are what you eat.
... the girls must be pretty bad girls.
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Date: 2004-10-02 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:13 pm (UTC)if she wasnt sucking my dick
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Date: 2004-10-02 04:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:14 pm (UTC)if he didnt keep giving up the ass for free
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Date: 2004-10-02 04:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:20 pm (UTC)I know you can do better than that
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Date: 2004-10-02 04:22 pm (UTC)But I suddenly had a craving for a steak sub.
So I'm going out to get one.
no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:26 pm (UTC)I imagine you enjoy
steak served in tube form
no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-03 09:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-03 09:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 04:35 pm (UTC)send me photos
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Date: 2004-10-02 05:47 pm (UTC)if my cooking didn't taste like shit.
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Date: 2004-10-02 05:56 pm (UTC)well
ok
maybe for sex
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Date: 2004-10-02 06:28 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2004-10-02 06:31 pm (UTC)+c
sounds about right
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Date: 2004-10-02 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-03 08:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-02 10:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-05 10:22 am (UTC)I have been thinking y'know
you are what you eat.
... the girls must be pretty bad girls.