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pluralA woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a
strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming.
She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: What will I have to do?
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman
he's with . The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the
gunshots, then more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: But there's no pool here.
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Wife: Is this 832-4821?
strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming.
She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: What will I have to do?
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman
he's with . The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the
gunshots, then more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: But there's no pool here.
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Wife: Is this 832-4821?
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Date: 2003-10-21 10:35 am (UTC)It assumes there will be a gun in the desk by default....
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Date: 2003-10-21 11:43 am (UTC)you forget
we americans have more guns than people
not to have a gun in the desk drawer
would simple be unamerican
*wink*
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Date: 2003-10-21 11:57 am (UTC)*gasp*
Hee. ;)
Well. Technically (or actually), I'm Finnish. But I have lived in England for 11 years.
Good grief. I think you might be right...
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-21 12:05 pm (UTC)I was in Helsinki once to meet my mother and older brother after they spent a week being interrogated by the KGB before being deported from the Soviet Union to Finland
It was quite nice, except for the whole wondering if your mother was going to come home or be sent to siberia part
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-21 12:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-21 12:26 pm (UTC)quite so
not quite as disappointed as the FBI though
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:26 pm (UTC)luckily for you
life is full of second chances
as I am heading to the vineyard for
a week around Thanksgiving
so
I will be in Boston for at least for a day
to conduct some business
I should still have your number
and will give you a ring
once I get my schedule nailed down
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:27 pm (UTC)welcome to my little world
and just for the record
I disavow any responsibility for any related therapy costs you might incurr
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-21 12:33 pm (UTC)i'm having an open house for Thanksgiving if you happen to be here on the day or day after you're most certainly invited.
xoxo
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Date: 2003-10-21 12:53 pm (UTC)She is certified, of course, but that's another story. :|