Oops

[plural]

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a
strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming.

She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

Maid: What will I have to do?

Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman
he's with . The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the
gunshots, then more footsteps.

Maid: What do I do with the bodies?

Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

Maid: But there's no pool here.

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Wife: Is this 832-4821?

Comments

[plural.livejournal.com]

only a limey would say such a thing

you forget
we americans have more guns than people

not to have a gun in the desk drawer
would simple be unamerican
*wink*

[redfruit.livejournal.com]

A LIMEY?!

*gasp*

Hee. ;)

Well. Technically (or actually), I'm Finnish. But I have lived in England for 11 years.

Good grief. I think you might be right...

[plural.livejournal.com]

Finnish eh?

I was in Helsinki once to meet my mother and older brother after they spent a week being interrogated by the KGB before being deported from the Soviet Union to Finland

It was quite nice, except for the whole wondering if your mother was going to come home or be sent to siberia part

[ikilled007.livejournal.com]

I bet the KGB was disappointed that they grabbed the wrong brother ;)

[plural.livejournal.com]

*grin*

quite so

not quite as disappointed as the FBI though

[redfruit.livejournal.com]

I hear Siberia is quite nice, actually, my friend goes there for months on end voluntarily.

She is certified, of course, but that's another story. :|