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Oct. 21st, 2003 01:50 pm
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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a
strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming.

She says to the maid... "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

Maid: What will I have to do?

Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman
he's with . The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the
gunshots, then more footsteps.

Maid: What do I do with the bodies?

Wife: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

Maid: But there's no pool here.

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Wife: Is this 832-4821?

Date: 2003-10-21 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamnight.livejournal.com
Oh! Oh! The pain!

Date: 2003-10-21 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
*grin*

welcome to my little world

and just for the record

I disavow any responsibility for any related therapy costs you might incurr

Date: 2003-10-21 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamnight.livejournal.com
Thanks for the welcome, even if it comes without insurance ;)

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