God damn #@%#$^^&#^#&%&##@#$
Oct. 25th, 2000 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pluralOh
The evil of jars
in this case the specific evil
of a specific jar
of Spanish olives
I love olives
I eat them by the jar
so I bought
a 2lb jar of them
figuring
it would last me a while
I thought
hmm some olives would be great
to munch on
while I do whatever
The jar is the spawn of Satan
I bought this fancy triangle shaped
device which is designed
to easily open any jar
not this one apparently
It broke and I have
a full jar of olives
which I cant get opened
and an unquenched hankering
for olives
Can someone
email me
a chicken
or other suitable animal
I need to sacrifice something
to the gods
and my cats
keep running away
The evil of jars
in this case the specific evil
of a specific jar
of Spanish olives
I love olives
I eat them by the jar
so I bought
a 2lb jar of them
figuring
it would last me a while
I thought
hmm some olives would be great
to munch on
while I do whatever
The jar is the spawn of Satan
I bought this fancy triangle shaped
device which is designed
to easily open any jar
not this one apparently
It broke and I have
a full jar of olives
which I cant get opened
and an unquenched hankering
for olives
Can someone
email me
a chicken
or other suitable animal
I need to sacrifice something
to the gods
and my cats
keep running away
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Sucess!
Date: 2000-10-27 12:56 am (UTC)tapping on my garage floor
technique and it worked
*slurp chomp*
yummy olives
Re: Sucess!
Date: 2000-10-27 02:47 am (UTC)me?
I can't stand olives.
Live it up dude.
Hahahaa More for ME ME ME ME
Date: 2000-10-27 10:11 am (UTC)you dont like olives?
you need some serious help
olives and booze
are proof
that god loves us
and wants us to be happy
Re: Hahahaa More for ME ME ME ME
Date: 2000-10-27 11:00 am (UTC)