get your gadget out of my gidget

back home
for a
few days

damn i missed
my high speed
connection

I am freezing my ass off
and
how much does
it suck
to have sun burn
when
it is snowing outside
and
so much for
taking my bike out
[suppose i could get snow tires]

i have developed
the strangest desire
to sleep with sally fields
[albiet in her much much earlier years]
which is most peculiar

(no subject)

In reference to
girl_on_a_stick 's post
and
to the Link she provided there

I decided to rant here
rather than leave a long ass comment
so
without further ado

( rant rant rant )

(no subject)

a couple of silly online quizzes I missed

( spam spam spam )

(no subject)

gentleman
your mission should you
choose to accept it

the target is
a delightfully sinful
nine year old
bourbon

proceed immediately
[arrive at 9pm or later]
to target location
[Marcus's martini bar]

locate your contact
[he is posing as the bartender]
who will
equip you for
this mission

once you have
secured possession
of the glass

commence imbibing
until target is
annihilated

this message will ...

be completely
irrelevant
in
several hours