(no subject)

[plural]

gentleman
your mission should you
choose to accept it

the target is
a delightfully sinful
nine year old
bourbon

proceed immediately
[arrive at 9pm or later]
to target location
[Marcus's martini bar]

locate your contact
[he is posing as the bartender]
who will
equip you for
this mission

once you have
secured possession
of the glass

commence imbibing
until target is
annihilated

this message will ...

be completely
irrelevant
in
several hours