get your gadget out of my gidget

[plural]

back home
for a
few days

damn i missed
my high speed
connection

I am freezing my ass off
and
how much does
it suck
to have sun burn
when
it is snowing outside
and
so much for
taking my bike out
[suppose i could get snow tires]

i have developed
the strangest desire
to sleep with sally fields
[albiet in her much much earlier years]
which is most peculiar