yawn

spent some time
working over my finances
doing long term planning
with my accountant today

Apparently
assuming that
I make the same salary
that I do now
adjusted for inflation
for the next 20 years

continue saving
at the same rate I am now
and my investments
bring a return of inflation +3%

I will never have
to worry about money
for the rest of my life

I can put three children
through college
at an ivy league school

I can retire at 45
and live in style the rest of my years

bah why bother

think I will quit my job
and go live in a hut
somewhere in
southeast Asia

(no subject)

Think I will
go watch fight club
cleanse myself
of the stench of
consumerism
bah

God damn #@%#$^^&#^#&%&##@#$

Oh
The evil of jars
in this case the specific evil
of a specific jar
of Spanish olives

I love olives
I eat them by the jar
so I bought
a 2lb jar of them
figuring
it would last me a while

I thought
hmm some olives would be great
to munch on
while I do whatever

The jar is the spawn of Satan
I bought this fancy triangle shaped
device which is designed
to easily open any jar

not this one apparently
It broke and I have
a full jar of olives
which I cant get opened
and an unquenched hankering
for olives

Can someone
email me
a chicken
or other suitable animal
I need to sacrifice something
to the gods
and my cats
keep running away