yawn

[plural]

spent some time
working over my finances
doing long term planning
with my accountant today

Apparently
assuming that
I make the same salary
that I do now
adjusted for inflation
for the next 20 years

continue saving
at the same rate I am now
and my investments
bring a return of inflation +3%

I will never have
to worry about money
for the rest of my life

I can put three children
through college
at an ivy league school

I can retire at 45
and live in style the rest of my years

bah why bother

think I will quit my job
and go live in a hut
somewhere in
southeast Asia