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been
thinking about
strange things
lately

you could
say
they have been
rather
consuming

I made
an appointment
with an attorney
for sometime
in the end of
july

need to
update my will
and
create
the estate plan
I have been thinking
about

nothing like
planning
actions to
take place after
your life

to remind
you of your
immenent mortality

so many factors
to consider

those left
behind
and
those
in the future

what do
I want on my
tombstone?

what should
my final instructions
be?

aching questions
and
morbid planning
make
strange bedfellows

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problem solved.

just write me
an
essay on
why you
deserve it
say one page
for every $100
that I leave ya
that will be
about
hmm...

twelve thousand
pages

[the glory]
[overbeing overinsured]

can I have
it by
friday?

can the 12 pages contain the word "gimme" repeated over and over?

ok
if you hand write
"gimme the money gimme the good stuff baby"
over and over
on each line of
12,000 sheets of
college ruled paper,
I suppose I could
compromise

but only if
I can have in
by monday
*grin*

i don't suppose you'd take a word doc?

There is just something special
about a handwriting hand number
set of pages, see then
I could rest easy through eternity
knowing that you were still
suffering from that hand cramp
that you got after page 10
40 years later

now
thats would
keep me chuckling
in my grave for a long
time.

The same things have been on my mind lately too with the passing of an Uncle last year and then the kid's Principal a few weeks ago. They need updating and a good dose of estate planning can't hurt either.

OF course given the state of my insurance, I'm worth way more dead than alive. Gotta love good company benefits.

thanks to the glory
of insurance
I will have a
cool mil to divvy up

even though
I decided not
to give em anything
directly

gonna do an
archaic trust
with all kinds
of funky hoops
to jump through

that way
they can curse
me as much dead
as
they have when
I was alive

*grin*

I like
I like

It seems kind of funny to make such plans while still young, but it is for the best when kids are involved. (and irresponsible x-wives)

There's only one rule with setting up a will. Don't feel obligated to bequeath anything to anyone. Leave your fortune to the things that have enriched your life and made it an exciting journey.

pretty much
whatever I have
goes into a trust
and from there
I can work
my maniacal schemes

see my
plan is
to launch a
bid for total
world domination
after
I am deceased
that way
if it goes wrong
they cant touch me
muhahahahhaha

I will live a
full and gentle life
and
then take over
the world

[so when]
[the national]
[anthem gets redone]
[in getto-polka]
[and yall are require]
[to wear chicken hats]
[while driving]
[you can]
[thank me]
[of course]
[that will be]
[just the beginning]

[so when]
[the national]
[anthem gets redone]
[in getto-polka]
[and yall are require]
[to wear chicken hats]
[while driving]
[you can]
[thank me]

i definitely would.

Not if I beat you to the grave...you see, I'm older than you. :?

Then you're going to be obligated to share your bed with flea-ridden homeless pooches, mangy cats and not much else. Humanity can take care of themselves.

The national anthem will be "How much is that doggie in the window?" and women will be allowed to have numerous lovers.

Women are allowed to have numerous lovers.
Unless someone changed the rules while I wasn't looking.... eeek!

Not when you're as married as I am...

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leave it all to me

sure thing

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I dont know

No time like the present

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We've done the same thing

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