(no subject)

[plural]

been
thinking about
strange things
lately

you could
say
they have been
rather
consuming

I made
an appointment
with an attorney
for sometime
in the end of
july

need to
update my will
and
create
the estate plan
I have been thinking
about

nothing like
planning
actions to
take place after
your life

to remind
you of your
immenent mortality

so many factors
to consider

those left
behind
and
those
in the future

what do
I want on my
tombstone?

what should
my final instructions
be?

aching questions
and
morbid planning
make
strange bedfellows

Comments

[teaser.livejournal.com]

There's only one rule with setting up a will. Don't feel obligated to bequeath anything to anyone. Leave your fortune to the things that have enriched your life and made it an exciting journey.

hehehe

[plural.livejournal.com]

pretty much
whatever I have
goes into a trust
and from there
I can work
my maniacal schemes

see my
plan is
to launch a
bid for total
world domination
after
I am deceased
that way
if it goes wrong
they cant touch me
muhahahahhaha

I will live a
full and gentle life
and
then take over
the world

[so when]
[the national]
[anthem gets redone]
[in getto-polka]
[and yall are require]
[to wear chicken hats]
[while driving]
[you can]
[thank me]
[of course]
[that will be]
[just the beginning]

Re: hehehe

[kingnixon.livejournal.com]

[so when]
[the national]
[anthem gets redone]
[in getto-polka]
[and yall are require]
[to wear chicken hats]
[while driving]
[you can]
[thank me]

i definitely would.

Re: hehehe

[teaser.livejournal.com]

Not if I beat you to the grave...you see, I'm older than you. :?

Then you're going to be obligated to share your bed with flea-ridden homeless pooches, mangy cats and not much else. Humanity can take care of themselves.

The national anthem will be "How much is that doggie in the window?" and women will be allowed to have numerous lovers.

Re: hehehe

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Women are allowed to have numerous lovers.
Unless someone changed the rules while I wasn't looking.... eeek!

Re: hehehe

[teaser.livejournal.com]

Not when you're as married as I am...

Re: hehehe

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