confession of the ugliest sort

[plural]

I
am not
library people

we discovered this
the other day

apparently
I have
this condition
as amber
gently describes it

"Your voice carries"

bur I think the
clinical name is

"loud asshole"

of course
her solution
is a poly-urethane
ball gag
no
wait
that's for something else

well

I think

everyone else
should just wear
earplugs
how hard would that be?

I mean
they build ramps for
people with wheelchairs

i figure if
let the people who
want quiet
wear earplugs
and the
rest of us
can talk and browse
schmooze and peruse
yummy books to
our hearts content

Comments

[mobley.livejournal.com]

i'm blessed with a fairly resonant voice as well.
unfortunately in public places,
it carries rude stuff to the ears of old ladies.

you know what I hate about old ladies

[plural.livejournal.com]

they all act
so
uptight and prudish
but
you know
they were all
wild lil gangbang sluts
back in the
day

(not to mention)
(being loud in the)
(library)

Re: you know what I hate about old ladies

[mobley.livejournal.com]

next time one of them gives me hell heck
i'll refer to her gang bang origin.

[damion.livejournal.com]

I, too, feel your pain.
I must have missed the "inside voices" day at kindergarten.

ummm

[plural.livejournal.com]

inside voices?
the only inside
voices I know about
are
the ones
in my head
and I dont
know how
those will help
with this
library prollem

*shush*

[simonelo.livejournal.com]

i find it amusing that i, the loudest kid at school, am now teaching the future generation all about 'indoor voices'.

doesn't mean i use mine on a regular basis, though. gotta keep teaching the kids 'do as i say, not as i do.'

wow

[plural.livejournal.com]

hey there
long time no see there
how is life treating ya?

take it you arent down in kent anymore?

Re: wow

[simonelo.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Nope, i am most certainly not in Kent anymore. i'm currently working in Bellevue, molding tender young minds. (OK, so the fact that they're 18 months and older means i won't be warping them TOO badly. :)) Ran off to Vegas and got married in April and am currently suffering a lack of time now that i'm attached. :)

[kingnixon.livejournal.com]

be glad. i never learned how to be loud. somehow, no matter how much i try to yell, my volume never actually increases..