confession of the ugliest sort

[plural]

I
am not
library people

we discovered this
the other day

apparently
I have
this condition
as amber
gently describes it

"Your voice carries"

bur I think the
clinical name is

"loud asshole"

of course
her solution
is a poly-urethane
ball gag
no
wait
that's for something else

well

I think

everyone else
should just wear
earplugs
how hard would that be?

I mean
they build ramps for
people with wheelchairs

i figure if
let the people who
want quiet
wear earplugs
and the
rest of us
can talk and browse
schmooze and peruse
yummy books to
our hearts content

Comments

[kingnixon.livejournal.com]

be glad. i never learned how to be loud. somehow, no matter how much i try to yell, my volume never actually increases..