confession of the ugliest sort

[plural]

I
am not
library people

we discovered this
the other day

apparently
I have
this condition
as amber
gently describes it

"Your voice carries"

bur I think the
clinical name is

"loud asshole"

of course
her solution
is a poly-urethane
ball gag
no
wait
that's for something else

well

I think

everyone else
should just wear
earplugs
how hard would that be?

I mean
they build ramps for
people with wheelchairs

i figure if
let the people who
want quiet
wear earplugs
and the
rest of us
can talk and browse
schmooze and peruse
yummy books to
our hearts content

Comments

Re: wow

[simonelo.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Nope, i am most certainly not in Kent anymore. i'm currently working in Bellevue, molding tender young minds. (OK, so the fact that they're 18 months and older means i won't be warping them TOO badly. :)) Ran off to Vegas and got married in April and am currently suffering a lack of time now that i'm attached. :)