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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2001-02-22 12:01 am

Can you repeat that please ... or ... some people should be charged for the right to interact with o

I have
the worlds
easiest
phone
number

no
you
wouldn't even
need to
write it
down

it is that easy

you hear it
and
it is
forever
ingrained in
your mind

to everything
there is
the
exception

and tonight

I encountered him

it is a rare
thing indeed
when you meet
someone

who is
obviously
grossly under qualified
for
their
minimum wage
job

this is
a ferociously
sad
occurrence

my phone number
is like this
ABC-BCBC
123-2323
simple
repetitive

but this genius
required
not just
for me
to repeat it

but for me
to repeat it
a
grand total
of
six times

finally
requiring me
to
provide
the number
in
single digit
increments

1
2
3

2
3

2
3

the youth
of today
are not our future

they are
Jerry springers
future

they are
the future Benz
of
the drug dealer
down the street

it is
just
fucking
depressing

become a big brother.

[identity profile] hellarad.livejournal.com 2001-02-22 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
so help them.
you know you wanna.
volunteer.
cant save em all.
but
does that matter?
today,
we lack
role models.
we lack heros.

there are no
cowboys.
or
astronauts,
even.

what do we have?
bill gates.
bill clinton.
george bush jr.

blah.
the ugly list
goes on and on.

what we need
are small time
big town heros.
like you.
someone to create
small
but
ohso signifigant
waves.

just an idea.

or

you can just
gripe about them.
*smirk*

love you.

[identity profile] newtrip.livejournal.com 2001-02-22 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
ha. did they have to write it down as well? :)

[identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com 2001-02-22 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
maybe they had a migraine(?!)
maybe they're dyslexic (sp?!)
um
i'm sorry, i'm supposed to be commiserating with YOU, huh?
(I'm in one of those, forgive others as you would...blah blah blah moods)

I FEEL YOUR FRUSTRATION though....and it IS turning into a JSpringer world, which is
FriGHTening!

hey hey

[identity profile] anjel.livejournal.com 2001-02-22 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
jerry springer is alive and well for everyone's amusement. as much as the show is staged and the inhabitants of that stage are trash for the most part, it is for the amusement of others that the show is aired.

as you can tell, i dont mind watching a little of jerry. and i swear, it's all for amusement's sake. :)

please
dont
hate
me.
hah.