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[plural]

I have
the worlds
easiest
phone
number

no
you
wouldn't even
need to
write it
down

it is that easy

you hear it
and
it is
forever
ingrained in
your mind

to everything
there is
the
exception

and tonight

I encountered him

it is a rare
thing indeed
when you meet
someone

who is
obviously
grossly under qualified
for
their
minimum wage
job

this is
a ferociously
sad
occurrence

my phone number
is like this
ABC-BCBC
123-2323
simple
repetitive

but this genius
required
not just
for me
to repeat it

but for me
to repeat it
a
grand total
of
six times

finally
requiring me
to
provide
the number
in
single digit
increments

1
2
3

2
3

2
3

the youth
of today
are not our future

they are
Jerry springers
future

they are
the future Benz
of
the drug dealer
down the street

it is
just
fucking
depressing

Comments

hey hey

[anjel.livejournal.com]

jerry springer is alive and well for everyone's amusement. as much as the show is staged and the inhabitants of that stage are trash for the most part, it is for the amusement of others that the show is aired.

as you can tell, i dont mind watching a little of jerry. and i swear, it's all for amusement's sake. :)

please
dont
hate
me.
hah.