plural

I've been struck
these past two days
by
the thought of buffy
and
the birth of his daughter

his reflections on the experience of childbirth
closely mirror the expectations I've long held

although

I don't think I've done anything so wicked yet
to deserve a daughter
more likely
I'll be cursed with sons just like me.

anyway

forget all of that

as

I had a date tonight

nothing special really
just a lovely lass
with a delightful ass

to be entirely honest
I was bored
not while she was sucking my cock granted
rather when other than that
she opened her mouth

I think
the only time I wasnt bored
was when
she was tossing my salad

but
who am i to judge
god only knows
I am far from an honest perfect man

anyway
I popped a load
on a far prettier face
than a malcontent like myself deserves

and now
home at last
I find myself feeling empty

why is it that
a man cannot be satisfied
with fulfilling his biological duty

should it not be enough
that his seed is spread?

but
it is
not enough

however much darwin may object
there is a part of me
that seeks desperately
for a woman worth my seed
an equal
a partner
a woman who can match my godliness
with a divinity of her own
and together we can create
children of a lesser god

fuck mortals
they are pathetic
weak
susceptive to influence

my children
shall be gods