Homage to a fallen prince

[plural]

I've been struck
these past two days
by
the thought of buffy
and
the birth of his daughter

his reflections on the experience of childbirth
closely mirror the expectations I've long held

although

I don't think I've done anything so wicked yet
to deserve a daughter
more likely
I'll be cursed with sons just like me.

anyway

forget all of that

as

I had a date tonight

nothing special really
just a lovely lass
with a delightful ass

to be entirely honest
I was bored
not while she was sucking my cock granted
rather when other than that
she opened her mouth

I think
the only time I wasnt bored
was when
she was tossing my salad

but
who am i to judge
god only knows
I am far from an honest perfect man

anyway
I popped a load
on a far prettier face
than a malcontent like myself deserves

and now
home at last
I find myself feeling empty

why is it that
a man cannot be satisfied
with fulfilling his biological duty

should it not be enough
that his seed is spread?

but
it is
not enough

however much darwin may object
there is a part of me
that seeks desperately
for a woman worth my seed
an equal
a partner
a woman who can match my godliness
with a divinity of her own
and together we can create
children of a lesser god

fuck mortals
they are pathetic
weak
susceptive to influence

my children
shall be gods

Comments

[geminiwench.livejournal.com]

No, I think for a guy like you... the curse would be a DAUGHTER just like you. Just as foolhardy, reckless and promiscuous.... and you wanting to protect her from guys like you... but her flitting ahead of you, making your mistakes. Hearing your daughter talk about sleeping with pretty men who bored her, just out of personal boredom and biological duty to be a seed receptacle...

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

which is why
I was secretly hoping
that I had not yet
earned such a punishment

although

the entirety of the statement
is tongue in cheek
as I would hope to have children
of both genders

[geminiwench.livejournal.com]

Well, the genders are all up to you. Start training your sperm now!

[plural.livejournal.com]

Already taken care of.

My little soldiers spent hours each day
drilling in perfect discipline

[nelliebelle.livejournal.com]

yeah, i can't wait to join your harem and bore you some more.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah cause
that is so what happened last time
we knocked boots

darling
having a woman of your

virtue

in my harem
would entirely spare me
such indignities

[nelliebelle.livejournal.com]

was that in your dream or mine?

virtue... i don't know about that.

[plural.livejournal.com]

well as it is my harem
it must have been your dream

but you assured me that you were
good (or was it Damn Good)
so I was satisfied.

hmm

would you prefer:

Talents & Attributes?

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

In all honesty, the best sex I ever had was when I was actually trying to have kids.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I could imagine so

after all, there has to be something to
directly seeking to fulfill
such a basic biological drive

*grin*

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

"my children
shall be gods"

Oh shit... there's a bridge coming up...

a pin

A PIN

We gotta burst his head before we can go under.

Re: *grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

a pin?

owww

you know I have a nozzle
right
down
there

you can use

depending on what
needs doing
you
can either
suck or blow

Re: *grin*

[soft-steps.livejournal.com]

And you just made my point!
Only someone with a fat head would say something like that!!

So you can go blow or suck yourself cause you ain't getting nothing from me

*ducks*

*runs away giggling yet again*