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plural ([personal profile] plural) wrote2007-02-01 03:04 pm

What I love about science

is light of hope and optimism it brings the world.

Take this study for example:

You win the HIV!

Women using a microbicide to prevent transmission of the AIDS virus become infected more often than those in a control group.

How does someone get to be the lucky constestant in that freak show.
[Full Disclosure - I refuse to actually read the article]

I can just see the study planners now:

Group A will apply microbicide and get the HIV
Group B will not apply microbicide and get the HIV

Everybody wins!

Why brown people havent been this much fun since slavery.

Aint africa great?

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How does someone get to be the lucky constestant in that freak show.

It's all about statistics, bubba. I believe they call it 'double blind'. I'm guessing since the subjects are all just dumb niggers they tell them the stuff their giving them will make them white and beautiful... that way they can get the broadest possible segment of the population to participate.

And stop 'dissing Africa. Western civilization's been looking for decent human test subjects ever since that bastard Roosevelt got a case of 'conscience' and stopped the master race.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
who was dissing africa,
I was merely commenting how much fun the world is
having a big old playground
full of little brown people
that nobody cares about

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I'm glad we're on the same page then... I do hope they don't go to far though... the world will always need really good entertainers (you know: singers, tap-dancers, pro-atheletes).

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
dont forget strippers

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
miscegenation.

God damn, what's this world coming too. Next thing you know they'll be teaching women to read.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
god I hope not

then I might actually have to talk to one

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
you know what they say: educating a woman is like pouring honey into a fine swiss watch.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I lol'd

twice

[identity profile] random-llama.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
What he said *points above*
There would have been some computerised randomisation procedure that assigned a patient to group A or group B. It would have been jigged to make sure the two groups were as similar as possible to reduce and the administrators/investigators would have had no idea what treatment a patient was going to get to reduce bias.

I should point out that they didn't actually infect the participants with HIV as part of the trial.
All participants received intensive HIV prevention counseling at each monthly visit and all women were given high-quality condoms free of charge. Participants received regular testing and treatment for sexually transmitted infections.
It looks like any HIV that was contracted was due to unsafe sex.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
It looks like any HIV that was contracted was due to unsafe sex.

You know I love you
but seriously darling

that comment earns
a gold plated
captain obvious
award

*grin*

[identity profile] random-llama.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha *mwah*

Yeah,yeah I know but I thought I'd put it in because your post seemed so righteously indignant about this evil drug company giving these poor african women HIV.

Still, I'm surprised that a drug now at phase III increased the risk of contracting HIV. You'd think that sort of thing would have been ruled out before it even hit phase I.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
more than indignant I was having fun at the expense of a poorly phrase tagline (which is why I refused to read the article, cause then it would ruin my joke).

and one would think so.

I have to imagine however that the ethical decisions around how to establish such a study would have been quite difficult.

[identity profile] random-llama.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they were against animal testing and decided to do all the testing on african women instead.

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I bet that was PETA's suggestion

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
People for the
Ethical
Trafficing of
Africans

[identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[bevis-butthead-voice]heh... heheheheheh she said 'Jigged'...[/bevis-butthead-voice]

[identity profile] plural.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
rofl

how did I miss that

I guess I fixated on the whole captain obvious