What I love about science

[plural]

is light of hope and optimism it brings the world.

Take this study for example:

You win the HIV!

Women using a microbicide to prevent transmission of the AIDS virus become infected more often than those in a control group.

How does someone get to be the lucky constestant in that freak show.
[Full Disclosure - I refuse to actually read the article]

I can just see the study planners now:

Group A will apply microbicide and get the HIV
Group B will not apply microbicide and get the HIV

Everybody wins!

Why brown people havent been this much fun since slavery.

Aint africa great?

Comments

[plural.livejournal.com]

who was dissing africa,
I was merely commenting how much fun the world is
having a big old playground
full of little brown people
that nobody cares about

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm glad we're on the same page then... I do hope they don't go to far though... the world will always need really good entertainers (you know: singers, tap-dancers, pro-atheletes).

[plural.livejournal.com]

dont forget strippers

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

miscegenation.

God damn, what's this world coming too. Next thing you know they'll be teaching women to read.

[plural.livejournal.com]

god I hope not

then I might actually have to talk to one

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

you know what they say: educating a woman is like pouring honey into a fine swiss watch.