A big swinging dick

[plural]

I've been working on a little project

its sexy, its powerful

and

it might just help me afford

This
[warning boat porn - not work safe if you like boats]
[if you are indifferent to boats, its perfectly work safe however]

I'm not been one to be crude
but
my metaphorical cock
is about four feet long right now

I'm going to go out to a nice open field
and swing it around

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I just perused that site a bit more.

Their 'dingy' is 33'?