A big swinging dick

[plural]

I've been working on a little project

its sexy, its powerful

and

it might just help me afford

This
[warning boat porn - not work safe if you like boats]
[if you are indifferent to boats, its perfectly work safe however]

I'm not been one to be crude
but
my metaphorical cock
is about four feet long right now

I'm going to go out to a nice open field
and swing it around

Comments

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

holycrap is that sexy

[plural.livejournal.com]

yup

look through the rest of the photos and features

its not just hella sexy
its beautifully and simply designed
for efficency of lines and function

I'm completely in love

[plural.livejournal.com]

oh and it cruises at 69mph (60knots)

mmm mmm tasty

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a sail-yacht person, myself.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I'm actually a sailor by passion
and you might want to look at their
sail-yachts cause those are sexy as hell too

the problem is for the size and space I want
a sail-yacht would have to have significant crew
[8-10 people]

I prefer to have minimal crew and more privacy

That boat is the first power yacht I've ever liked
let alone lusted over
and from my calculations I could make do
with at most two and possibly only one crewmember

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

My estimation of your net worth just shot up a couple digits on the left.

I've always wanted a 70- 90 foot ketch-rigged yacht. I figured it could be effectively operated by myself and a small handful of friends I wanted to take with me on whatever voyage. Small enough to be relatively efficient, and large enough to be ocean-going.

[plural.livejournal.com]

actually that was the previous plan

get a nice ketch
auto rig it so I could sail it alone
or with another person

but that had limitations
which this plan wont
such as being able to store motorcycles aboard
for shore use

and while my net worth
doesnt yet have those couple of digits on the left
I'm working on a plan to add them
[knock on wood]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

Well, as I'd hate for you to jinx the progress of your little project, you might wanna knock on wood (excuse the unintended pun).

[plural.livejournal.com]

yup

got the knocking on wood part covered

I've been knocking my wood
all day
looking at that boat

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

Well that just won't do, will it? After all, if you're so busy masturbating to a boat, you cannot do the work that is required of you to afford it, hmm?

Slacker.

[plural.livejournal.com]

nah

you see projects like mine

are hurry up and wait games

you rush rush rush to get stuff done

then wait wait wait for people to respond to it

I've got plenty of time during the

wait wait wait

to masturbate to boat porn

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

So when you actually get this project rolling, and just kind of letting it cruise on through, during your wait times you'll be making money hand over fist?

[plural.livejournal.com]

Eh sort of

when it actually starts rolling

it'll be work work work

for a year or two

while the money starts rolling in

then when we reach a critical mass
we just sit back and enjoy it

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/]

I certainly hope you didn't miss my brilliant joke.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I can see it now... you tying up somewhere on the magothy, with me and Oliver coming out to fetch you in that ancient canoe.

[plural.livejournal.com]

heh

or

I could just come in on the speedy little dinghy
which is housed in the bow

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, but any fool could do it that way... My way makes a statement. I'm not sure what, but it says something.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

I just perused that site a bit more.

Their 'dingy' is 33'?

[lordbrand.livejournal.com]

reminds me of the boat in the underrated The Island....

[plural.livejournal.com]

that would be because it is the same boat

of course
I was displeased to see it there
as I dislike sharing my porn

[lordbrand.livejournal.com]

it isn't porn...though it shares the likely unattainability of certain porn. it IS masturbatory though.

potato potatoe

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

of course
as for unattainability
thats entirely perspective

the model as shown is about 24 mil
which is pretty reasonable

of course
I plan on altering the design significantly
to suit my uses
so it'll probably stack up around 30 in total