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Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Your habit of falling out of trees, attempting to hide behind signposts, and following three feet behind people in broad daylight will force the government to adopt stricter ninja-certification standards.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
Although you've never wanted to accomplish anything in your life as far as career and family are concerned, time travelers will persist on trying to kill you, simply because you make such great panic noises.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Your utter self-confidence and endless optimism will provide boundless, if temporary, comfort to those trapped with you in the burning bus.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Your cycle of drug, alcohol, and sex addiction will get even worse this week, but only for you personally. Most of your friends are still enjoying the hell out of it.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You've never been much of a people person, so it will annoy you no end when most of your town stops by on Friday for no reason but to hang out.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You will soon take a rather unromantic but extremely long night journey over and through a large body of water.
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Your habit of falling out of trees, attempting to hide behind signposts, and following three feet behind people in broad daylight will force the government to adopt stricter ninja-certification standards.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
Although you've never wanted to accomplish anything in your life as far as career and family are concerned, time travelers will persist on trying to kill you, simply because you make such great panic noises.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Your utter self-confidence and endless optimism will provide boundless, if temporary, comfort to those trapped with you in the burning bus.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Your cycle of drug, alcohol, and sex addiction will get even worse this week, but only for you personally. Most of your friends are still enjoying the hell out of it.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You've never been much of a people person, so it will annoy you no end when most of your town stops by on Friday for no reason but to hang out.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You will soon take a rather unromantic but extremely long night journey over and through a large body of water.
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Date: 2005-08-03 05:17 am (UTC)dont you mean
*roar*
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Date: 2005-08-03 05:21 am (UTC)not a boy leo
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Date: 2005-08-03 05:25 am (UTC)however
does a lioness not also *roar*?
I'm fairly sure I've never heard one hiss
on the nature channel
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Date: 2005-08-03 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 05:26 am (UTC)now I'm curious
what about moan?
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Date: 2005-08-03 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-03 07:23 am (UTC)see to take all the fun out of it if you ask me
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Date: 2005-08-03 07:31 am (UTC);)