hahaha - I'd compete in this

[plural]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, and then drive to Waco,
Austin, San Antonio. Next, over to Houston and then down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene,
Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm
Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your
gun. The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Comments

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Ya know, if someone had only one of those bumper stickers, Texans would just infer the rest.

[hurricane-amy.livejournal.com]

when i lived in san antonio i had a bumper sticker that said, "Drop Dead Cunt!"

people hated it... :)

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

The problem with the stickers is that Texans can't read

[nova-starr.livejournal.com]

that's too awesome. I don't know where to start.

[witsbeginning.livejournal.com]

you should include one about mexicans since eventually we'll just give texas to them anyway.

[perfection1144.livejournal.com]

Living in Texas, I can truly say that would be a much more interesting show than the current Survivor series. While most of those stickers are enough for a good ole fashion ass kickin' in Texas, the one about confiscating your gun is where it would get ugly. The national NRA convention is in Houston this weekend so what better time to get the show started?

[whip-lash.livejournal.com]

We can recognize the color pink and most of us can make out the word "Hillary". They'd have to donate the prize money to charity, I assure you.

hahaha

[a36.livejournal.com]

Do they take applications for pseudo gay couples?

I just want to see the faces.