hahaha - I'd compete in this

[plural]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, and then drive to Waco,
Austin, San Antonio. Next, over to Houston and then down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene,
Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm
Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your
gun. The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Comments

[tydestra.livejournal.com]

The problem with the stickers is that Texans can't read

[whip-lash.livejournal.com]

We can recognize the color pink and most of us can make out the word "Hillary". They'd have to donate the prize money to charity, I assure you.