hahaha - I'd compete in this

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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, and then drive to Waco,
Austin, San Antonio. Next, over to Houston and then down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene,
Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm
Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your
gun. The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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[perfection1144.livejournal.com]

Living in Texas, I can truly say that would be a much more interesting show than the current Survivor series. While most of those stickers are enough for a good ole fashion ass kickin' in Texas, the one about confiscating your gun is where it would get ugly. The national NRA convention is in Houston this weekend so what better time to get the show started?