Mea Culpa

Oct. 20th, 2004 05:18 pm
plural: (bowler)
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Forgive me father for I have voted

Date: 2004-10-20 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
the president/vice president
senator
congressman
governor
lt govenor
secretary of state
state treasurer
state auditor
attorney general
commissioner of public lands
superintendent of public instruction
insurance commissioner
two state representatives
and
six judges

Date: 2004-10-20 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I vomited all over the ballot

so I cant read it any more

hopefully the machine can make it out

Date: 2004-10-21 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
not that it matters... We all know that you've started your play and will begin your takeover during the ensuing bedlam that will occur when it turns out that while dubya wins by exactly one vote, he is, in fact an automatron concieved and built by you during your spare hours at microsoft, cisco, etc.

Date: 2004-10-21 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
actually

I subcontracted out to the french to construct the automation that way they would take the fall when I unveil the fraud right after the election. Giving my new government ample justification to invade France.

And by the way, it is four votes.

Date: 2004-10-21 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zaiah.livejournal.com
I am voting four votes. The other adult members of this household simply haded them over to me. I haven't yet researched or read on all the state initiatives though yet so they are not already mailed in.

Date: 2004-10-20 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Slackass. I voted for
senator
congressman
governor
lt govenor
secretary of state
state treasurer
state auditor
attorney general
commissioner of public lands
superintendent of public instruction
insurance commissioner
two state representatives
and
nineteen judges

Date: 2004-10-20 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
yeah but they actually count my vote

Date: 2004-10-20 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
well I pay for the privilege of course

but isnt that what democracy is all about?

Date: 2004-10-20 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Democracy is about freedom and blowing up the Ay-rabs who hate freedom.

Or so I'm told.

Date: 2004-10-20 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
yeah thats what they tell the common man

but really its more like a video game

you can keep playing as long as you keep stuffing quarters into the box

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