Mea Culpa

Oct. 20th, 2004 05:18 pm
plural: (bowler)
[personal profile] plural
Forgive me father for I have voted

Date: 2004-10-20 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coolstring.livejournal.com
touche“

Date: 2004-10-20 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
who'd you vote for, bubba?

Date: 2004-10-20 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
the president/vice president
senator
congressman
governor
lt govenor
secretary of state
state treasurer
state auditor
attorney general
commissioner of public lands
superintendent of public instruction
insurance commissioner
two state representatives
and
six judges

Date: 2004-10-20 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/
May the good Lord have mercy on your soul...

Date: 2004-10-20 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
who, not what.

Date: 2004-10-20 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Pfft. As if any good lord would have mercy on that bastard. *grin*

Date: 2004-10-20 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Slackass. I voted for
senator
congressman
governor
lt govenor
secretary of state
state treasurer
state auditor
attorney general
commissioner of public lands
superintendent of public instruction
insurance commissioner
two state representatives
and
nineteen judges

Date: 2004-10-20 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/
Hmm. I stand corrected.

*impish grin*

Date: 2004-10-20 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
God have mercy on all of us if any of the [I can only assume] devil-worshipping ax-murderers that he voted for actually take office. ;)

Date: 2004-10-20 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
yeah but they actually count my vote

Date: 2004-10-20 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
On purpose?

Date: 2004-10-20 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
well I pay for the privilege of course

but isnt that what democracy is all about?

Date: 2004-10-20 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
Democracy is about freedom and blowing up the Ay-rabs who hate freedom.

Or so I'm told.

Date: 2004-10-20 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
yeah thats what they tell the common man

but really its more like a video game

you can keep playing as long as you keep stuffing quarters into the box

Date: 2004-10-20 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
please

like the devil worshipping axe-murderers you voted for are any better?

Date: 2004-10-20 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
My ax-murdering devil-worshipers never flip-flopped.

Date: 2004-10-20 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
you are assuming I voted for kerry

Date: 2004-10-20 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darwinpolice.livejournal.com
No. I am assuming that you voted for a sociopathic lunatic who happens to flip flop on the important issues.

Like which of his buxom cabinet appointees is going to service my wang.

Date: 2004-10-20 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] campbellconey.livejournal.com
If all Canadians voted in the American election, instead of the Americans, this country would be a better place.

I know you aren't Canadian, but you know. Comedic moment.

Date: 2004-10-20 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I vomited all over the ballot

so I cant read it any more

hopefully the machine can make it out

Date: 2004-10-20 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_sacchi/
And of course...

You know they will. After all, plural is king.

...

Or so he claims. *ducks*

Date: 2004-10-21 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
well that describes everyone on the ballot

Date: 2004-10-21 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
not that it matters... We all know that you've started your play and will begin your takeover during the ensuing bedlam that will occur when it turns out that while dubya wins by exactly one vote, he is, in fact an automatron concieved and built by you during your spare hours at microsoft, cisco, etc.

Date: 2004-10-21 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budhaboy.livejournal.com
never flip-flopped?

clearly you are mad.

...9/11 commission...homeland security...letting condi testify...testifying himself...deciding to actually BE president again in the hours after 9/11 (as opposed to the simpering girlie-man he was hightailing it to whereverthefuck)...

Take Note: I don't really care for kerry, but at least he will think about shit before commiting the kids in my neighborhood to die for a mistake (as opposed to praying about it and consulting his 'gut')

Date: 2004-10-21 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
actually

I subcontracted out to the french to construct the automation that way they would take the fall when I unveil the fraud right after the election. Giving my new government ample justification to invade France.

And by the way, it is four votes.

Date: 2004-10-21 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zaiah.livejournal.com
I am voting four votes. The other adult members of this household simply haded them over to me. I haven't yet researched or read on all the state initiatives though yet so they are not already mailed in.
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