Whoever wins we lose 2004

[plural]

so

the more I research the candidates
and pay attention to election coverage
in the hope of making an educated and good decision
about who I am going to vote for

the more disgusted
I become with both candidates

so

I've decided

to honor our capitalist system
by allowing the free market to decide
who I vote for this November

yep that's right
my vote is up for sale

offers may be submitted until Sept 27th, 2004
and may be enumerated in either
legal tender or barter of goods and services
evaluation of all bids is solely at my discretion

payment must be received before I exercise my right to vote
for your candidate of choice on Oct 27th, 2004
verification that my vote was placed for candidate of your choice
will be provided on that date.

This will be a blind balloting process so all bids will remain screened

Any Questions?

Submit your bids

Comments

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah well

giving you a hundred november votes
in exchange for your october vote

was one of my better ideas