Me, and Bettie down by the farmyard

[plural]

So

anyway

mother took a couple of pictures
when we were out the other day

and I thought I would share em with yall




Bettie and I


Return of the Jedi ... aka ... Eyes? We dont need no stinkin eyes.

Comments

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

from where I'm standing

you look more like the bitch

sucking his dick

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

If that were the case, I would have something to show for it... like one of my $80k objects of lust....

Everything has its price...

[plural.livejournal.com]

well if the other night was any example

you are what

about twenty five cents richer

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

That's only because your mom is so cheap.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah but that doesnt explain the other four times?

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

She was cheap during all five of them.

[plural.livejournal.com]

seems to me like thats a clear establishment of market rate for your services then

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Well, with her being so widely experienced, and with the age difference, I probably wasn't very impressive compared to some thousand others.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I dont know

she seemed pretty impressed that you could deep throat a donkey

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

She taught me well.

[plural.livejournal.com]

Surprised your father didnt teach you

he is supposed to be the expert after all

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

He preferred more exotic animals.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can understand that

I mean

after you've sucked a thousand donkey dicks
it must get pretty boring

when you get there
let me know
I'd be curious

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'm a pretty big guy, so I'm thinking of trying giraffes...

But your mom recommended orangutangs... so, I'm undecided.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I prefer to stick with llamas myself

but I've heard good things about giraffes
I'd go with that if I were you

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I think they'd feel comfortable around me, with the whole height thing and all.

[plural.livejournal.com]

not to mention being a whole lot easier on your knees

[lubmuppin.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Entertaining..Thanks!

Glad you enjoyed it and

[plural.livejournal.com]

speaking of being

easier on your knees

I must speak to atilla
about his holding out on me
like this

I mean

a woman of your

umm

virtues

he really should know better

Re: Glad you enjoyed it and

[lubmuppin.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he has his reasons..

Erm... easier on my knees?

*mischievous grin*

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah he prolly does

but

you would think he would have gotten over the platypus and butterscotch pudding incident by now

and

indeed

not to mention

most welcome there

*wicked wink*

Re: *mischievous grin*

[lubmuppin.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

I really have no idea what you're typing about..
Is it me? Is it you? It is late..*yawn*

Are you saying you'd like to be my friend?

[plural.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

well

if I had my way

it'd be me, you & late

*wink*

and
I think I was alluding to lascivious acts

but
I suppose
a friend wouldnt be half bad

Half bad? :/

[lubmuppin.livejournal.com]

Having your way already, without even a glimps at the rest of me?

well, I have never had one, so I am not sure

[plural.livejournal.com]

good point

so

lets see the rest of you