Me, and Bettie down by the farmyard

[plural]

So

anyway

mother took a couple of pictures
when we were out the other day

and I thought I would share em with yall




Bettie and I


Return of the Jedi ... aka ... Eyes? We dont need no stinkin eyes.

Comments

[zaiah.livejournal.com]

Damn fine view behind the adorable man and pretty bike. :)

[mselfie.livejournal.com]

mm... looks nice. i like a man who looks good on his ride. ;)

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I can't wait till I'm a millionaire...

[plural.livejournal.com]

so you can ride in the rain with your eyes closed?

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

So I can have something to ride in the rain that is worth more than $2500 on a good day...

[plural.livejournal.com]

dont need to be a millionaire for that

bettie was pretty cheap actually
think retail was about 15k

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my tastes run more towards the enclosed, 4-wheeled modes of motorized transportation, retailing at $80k +

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah

I suppose that cant be helped

you being a pussy and all

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one who looks like Bill Gates...

[plural.livejournal.com]

indeed

from where I'm standing

you look more like the bitch

sucking his dick

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

If that were the case, I would have something to show for it... like one of my $80k objects of lust....

Everything has its price...

[plural.livejournal.com]

well if the other night was any example

you are what

about twenty five cents richer

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

That's only because your mom is so cheap.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah but that doesnt explain the other four times?

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

She was cheap during all five of them.

[plural.livejournal.com]

seems to me like thats a clear establishment of market rate for your services then

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

Well, with her being so widely experienced, and with the age difference, I probably wasn't very impressive compared to some thousand others.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I dont know

she seemed pretty impressed that you could deep throat a donkey

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

She taught me well.

[ipsafictura.livejournal.com]

Nice bike, get a new jacket. ;)

[plural.livejournal.com]

Surprised your father didnt teach you

he is supposed to be the expert after all

[plural.livejournal.com]

whats wrong with the jacket?

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

He preferred more exotic animals.

[plural.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can understand that

I mean

after you've sucked a thousand donkey dicks
it must get pretty boring

when you get there
let me know
I'd be curious

[lima-pcp.livejournal.com]

I'm a pretty big guy, so I'm thinking of trying giraffes...

But your mom recommended orangutangs... so, I'm undecided.