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So

catering to my own sense of amusement
I fleshed out the previous ad
and posted it to a canadian dating site

as I do with with my lj posts
I read over the profile
as another would view it
checking for formatting issues and the like

I edited it to make a few minor changes
and saved it which took me back to the first page
on which, it said that my profile had been viewed twice
so I clicked the link to show me who had viewed it

two listings came up
one was the account of the profile
and the other
sent a shiver of amusement done my spine

it was entirely too perfect

the first woman
to be drawn in by the headline

"Harem girls wanted - Apply within"

was a 28 year old religous muslim woman from Egypt.



About Me

Gender: Female seeking Male
From: Al Arish, Shamal Sina, Egypt
Age: 28

Basics

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 157 cm
Weight: 53.0 kg
Body Style: Petite
Activity Level: Active
Smoking: Non-Smoker
Drinking: Never
Marital Status: Single
Children: I have no kids
Zodiac Sign: I don't believe in it
Languages I speak: Arabic, English
Ethnicity: Asian
Religion: Muslim
Grew up in: egypt
Education: Some College
Education Emphasis: wesamzekri
Politics: Right Wing Moderate
Occupation: Other
Annual Income: Will tell you later
Rate appearance: Medium Importance
Rate intelligence: Most Important
Occupation Description: nothing
Seeking: Marriage, Marriage & Children

Personality

My personality traits: Serious/Responsible
My favorite activities: Cooking/Barbecuing
About the one I'm looking for: i want him muslim sunni so near to allah speak arabic i want him so recpected, live any where i want him just honest and good and real muslim country

Interests

My favorite cuisines: Middle Eastern
My favorite music: Classical
I like to read: Magazines
My idea of the perfect first date: i think the first date it will be by chating then if i found him good muslim and so near to allah i can decied if we will complete togther or not and any i looking for marrige not realition ship

Date: 2004-05-28 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rdg.livejournal.com
"Under my burkha I am wet for you!"

Date: 2004-05-28 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plural.livejournal.com
I was thinking more along the lines of

"have you ever had a threesome in a burkha"

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