Islam does have it perks

[plural]

So

catering to my own sense of amusement
I fleshed out the previous ad
and posted it to a canadian dating site

as I do with with my lj posts
I read over the profile
as another would view it
checking for formatting issues and the like

I edited it to make a few minor changes
and saved it which took me back to the first page
on which, it said that my profile had been viewed twice
so I clicked the link to show me who had viewed it

two listings came up
one was the account of the profile
and the other
sent a shiver of amusement done my spine

it was entirely too perfect

the first woman
to be drawn in by the headline

"Harem girls wanted - Apply within"

was a 28 year old religous muslim woman from Egypt.



About Me

Gender: Female seeking Male
From: Al Arish, Shamal Sina, Egypt
Age: 28

Basics

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 157 cm
Weight: 53.0 kg
Body Style: Petite
Activity Level: Active
Smoking: Non-Smoker
Drinking: Never
Marital Status: Single
Children: I have no kids
Zodiac Sign: I don't believe in it
Languages I speak: Arabic, English
Ethnicity: Asian
Religion: Muslim
Grew up in: egypt
Education: Some College
Education Emphasis: wesamzekri
Politics: Right Wing Moderate
Occupation: Other
Annual Income: Will tell you later
Rate appearance: Medium Importance
Rate intelligence: Most Important
Occupation Description: nothing
Seeking: Marriage, Marriage & Children

Personality

My personality traits: Serious/Responsible
My favorite activities: Cooking/Barbecuing
About the one I'm looking for: i want him muslim sunni so near to allah speak arabic i want him so recpected, live any where i want him just honest and good and real muslim country

Interests

My favorite cuisines: Middle Eastern
My favorite music: Classical
I like to read: Magazines
My idea of the perfect first date: i think the first date it will be by chating then if i found him good muslim and so near to allah i can decied if we will complete togther or not and any i looking for marrige not realition ship

Comments

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

i want him muslim sunni so near to allah speak arabic i want him so recpected, live any where i want him just honest and good and real muslim country


Ummm... I'm guessing she won't be calling you then?

The idea of Jew having arabic harem girls is so disturbing, I'm sort of shocked no one has come up with a way to turn it into a sitcom.

[plural.livejournal.com]

yeah

I wasnt holding my breathe

and I dont see it working as a sitcom
would provide way to many boycotts

now as a fetish porn site...

[azul.livejournal.com]

Looks like you've found yourself a party girl...

My personality traits: Serious/Responsible

Zodiac Sign: I don't believe in it

Drinking: Never

[plural.livejournal.com]

not the sort one would expect
to be interested.
save perhaps
for her heritage

[rdg.livejournal.com]

"Under my burkha I am wet for you!"

[plural.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of

"have you ever had a threesome in a burkha"

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

It's funny, I just noticed these as well:

Ethnicity: Asian
Religion: Muslim
Grew up in: egypt
Education: Some College
Education Emphasis: wesamzekri
Politics: Right Wing Moderate
Occupation: Other
Annual Income: Will tell you later

An asian muslim who grew up in Egypt but is currently living in Canada... Has some college, 'other' listed as an occupation, and can't discuss her income?!

Clearly she is an indonesian terrorist Hell bent on the overthrow of western civilization... The options of S&M roleplaying are nearly limitless now!

DON'T LET THIS ONE GET AWAY!!!

[asrei.livejournal.com]

your icon is freaku

:/

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

comments here.

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

doh.

comments here

[asrei.livejournal.com]

friends only post
:(

[budhaboy.livejournal.com]

you've been friended.